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“The Art of the Meal Deal”: Post-president Trump to embark on gruelling UK supermarket tour in bid to write new book
By Alfie Baker
“Hasn’t that man eaten enough?” Apparently not. Since losing his presidential status, and with that his White House meal vouchers, The Donald has developed a...
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Middle Class Parents Disappointed That Sons Named ‘Edward’ Are Not King
By Alfie Baker
“I can’t believe it” says Mary Magdalene-Edwards, whose son, Edward Magdalene-Edwards, has finally stopped writing letters to Elizabeth II in which he righteously demands she...
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Ainsley Harriott Review
By Alfie Baker
Ready, steady, look over there! A sea of red and green! What a brilliantly decorated Christmas tree that is. I’ve always thought that having just...
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A Letter of Sincere Thanks to the Bus Driver
By Alfie Baker
Dear Mrs or Mr or Master or Miss. Bus Driver I - Clinton Pipsqueak-Smith OBE - am writing to offer my sincere thanks, admiration and...
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THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN PLUMBING AND MARRIAGE: How to be a hyper-loyal newly-wed plumber.
By Asa
Are you a newly-wed plumber looking for a guiding light to help you wade through the sewage of marriage? Is your wife causing you to...
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