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Ainsley Harriott Review
By Alfie Baker
Ready, steady, look over there! A sea of red and green! What a brilliantly decorated Christmas tree that is. I’ve always thought that having just...
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A Letter of Sincere Thanks to the Bus Driver
By Alfie Baker
Dear Mrs or Mr or Master or Miss. Bus Driver I - Clinton Pipsqueak-Smith OBE - am writing to offer my sincere thanks, admiration and...
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THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN PLUMBING AND MARRIAGE: How to be a hyper-loyal newly-wed plumber.
By Asa
Are you a newly-wed plumber looking for a guiding light to help you wade through the sewage of marriage? Is your wife causing you to...
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Jacket Potato Monologue
By Alfie Baker
Look, mate, I know life is difficult. I know things seem to be going down the swanny for you at the moment. But you can’t...
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What Should You Really Say When You Have A Gun Pointed At Your Head?
By Asa
We’ve all been there... After definitely not doing anything shady the week before with the local, tight-knit, Kossovan community, you’re rudely awoken by a young...
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