How the stinking hell can you expect me to work – on my dazzling clay pigeon shooting career – with this many gits around? How…
The Fake Journal
“Hasn’t that man eaten enough?” Apparently not. Since losing his presidential status, and with that his White House meal vouchers, The Donald has developed a…
“I can’t believe it” says Mary Magdalene-Edwards, whose son, Edward Magdalene-Edwards, has finally stopped writing letters to Elizabeth II in which he righteously demands she…
Ready, steady, look over there! A sea of red and green! What a brilliantly decorated Christmas tree that is. I’ve always thought that having just…
Dear Mrs or Mr or Master or Miss. Bus Driver I – Clinton Pipsqueak-Smith OBE – am writing to offer my sincere thanks, admiration and…
Twenty-five years working any job surely brings about a sense of monotony unfelt by those more erratic surfers of the labour market. Being the sole…
Are you a newly-wed plumber looking for a guiding light to help you wade through the sewage of marriage? Is your wife causing you to…
Look, mate, I know life is difficult. I know things seem to be going down the swanny for you at the moment. But you can’t…
We’ve all been there… After definitely not doing anything shady the week before with the local, tight-knit, Kossovan community, you’re rudely awoken by a young…
It’s not often that a short piece of absurdist literature manages to situate itself cushily in the centre of a triple-dimensioned Venn diagram, whose constituent…